Best French Joke for Week 3?

[kanaloa]

TIME TO VOTE


One of the most active weeks in the jokes thread so far.

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Third week's competition will be the best joke that involve certain topics. We'll be doing this from here on out for a while. A differant themed joke each week.

Due to the recent events...

Let's see who can post the best joke that involves:

THE FRENCH


You can use another source, such as a friend, email, etc... just be creative.

Rules:
Tell as many jokes as you like... but only the first will be counted in this thread.
After 1 week we'll all vote.
You won't be able to vote for your own joke as usual
Person with the most votes wins.


Good Luck and have fun.

[Mac33]

Let the fun begin..

[kanaloa]

The Train Ride

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.

The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"

The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"

The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.

An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know,sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong b*tch out the window."

[Xstream]

:woot :woot :woot :woot

gonna be hard to beat that!

[SCJwl]

:woot That's good!

[Mac33]

:woot :woot :woot :woot :woot :woot That's absolutely brilliant, and the way i feel just now about the French, i'd hire a train and fill it with French Government officials and take pleasure in throwing every single one of them out the window..

[The1Trish]

In the middle of a gynecology conference, an English and a French gynecologist are discussing various cases they have recently treated.

The French gynecologist said, "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - et was like a melon!"

The English gynecologist replied, "Don't be absurd, it could not have been that big, my good man, she could not have been able to walk if it was."

To which the French gynecologist responded, "Aaah, you Eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size ... I was talkeeng about ze flavour."

[SCgone]

A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains to make for her family for dinner that night. She looked at the display of brains and saw that American brains were $4.95 per lb, British brains were $4.90 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
"No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price."
"Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal.
"Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains!?" replied the butcher.

[kanaloa]

LMAO...

[Mac33]