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Best French Joke for Week 3?

Poll ended at Wed Apr 02, 2003 2:57 pm

Keoni - French Train 'B*tch'
2
22%
The1Trish - French Gynocologist
2
22%
Bell1 - French Brains
0
No votes
Geo - French Jokes
0
No votes
SCJwl - The French Fax
2
22%
LiLWiP - French Skydiving
3
33%
 
Total votes : 9

Postby SCJwl on Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:47 pm

Hahahaha, I was so busy today I missed Johnny's and Bob's comeback.

I bow to you both.

But don't let it go to your heads :no :x It doesn't happen often. :lol:
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Postby SCJwl on Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:52 am

Looks like Shannon won last week :yesnod: :cheerswine:

Now what's on for this week??
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Postby lilwip on Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:54 am

Me? Me? Well, I always promised myself that if I won anything like this that I wouldn't cry and get all emotional :cry: , I would like to thank the academy for this award and, I would like to thank my best friend, my wife, for always believing in me. Thanks MOM! I would like to thank my scoutmaster for teaching me how to pack a back pack, and I would like to thank the voting population. Joe, Tommy, Susie, Becky, Kelly, Fred, Peter, and Keith, Thanks! You know I love you guys. Kyle, Jack, Bob, Angie, John, Charlie, and Dave you guys are the best thank you! Paul, Mary, Mike, Sheri and Tim I could never have done this without you.... I want to thank my First Grade Teacher, my Second Grade Teacher, my Third Grade Teacher. I would also like to thank my Fourth Grade Teacher, my Fifth Grade Teacher, and My Sixth Grade Teacher. Thank yous to my Seventh, Eighth, Ninth, Tenth, Eleventh and Twelfth Grade Teachers! A big appreciation to my Kindergarten Teacher. <Getting out the phone book and opening to page one....> Thank you to A. Ab, thanks to .............

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Who am I forgetting? Oh, My Pre-School Teacher and My babysitter from when I was a kid.... <Music kicks on>

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Postby jojo on Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:59 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats better than your joke! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby SCJwl on Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:04 pm

LOL, Shannon never fails to amuse us.
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Postby lilwip on Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:11 pm

:) Thanks! I didn't prepare a speech, but ...........
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Postby SCgone on Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:17 pm

jojo wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Thats better than your joke! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


LOL, much better.
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Postby kanaloa on Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:28 pm

LOL :woot
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Postby Mac33 on Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:31 pm

Speechwriter supreme, or how to write speeches in one easy lesson...lol :lol:
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