Best French Joke for Week 3?

[Jack-Knife (Geo)]

France is implementing a new national flag - a white cross on a white background.

Top Ten Reasons For Being French


1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay

2. Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time

3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs

4. If there's a war you can surrender really early

5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on PBS.

6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries

7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star

8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride

9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just sh*t in the street

10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not


What is the difference between a road accident involving a hedgehog and a Frenchman?
There are skid marks before the hedgehog

What do you call 20 French politicans face down in the English Channel?
A start.

[SCgone]

[Mac33]

LMAO..I wonder what's going to happen to the European Union now after the war.

[SCJwl]

George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.
President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm."

Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped. The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand.

"By this time, French president Jacques Chirac was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the sauna, but returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him increduously.

It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from the Frenchman's posterior.

When Jacques saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he feigned astonishment: "Marie sainte! I'm think I'm getting a fax."

[kanaloa]

LOL

[kanaloa]

Doubles as a white flag to surrender with.

[lilwip]

John Howard, Tony Blair, George Bush, a boyscout and Jacques Chirac are all riding in an airplane. The pilot comes over the loudspeaker and announces that the engines have failed and the plane is going down. Unfortunately, there are only 3 parachutes.

Tony Blair says my friends, I am the prime minister of the UK and I must lead my people, and the world, I must take a parachute. He grabs one and jumps out of the plane.

John Howard, taking the initiative of the U.K. says I do this for the land down under, My country, and my people. Please forgive me, but I am a world leader. He grabs a chute and jumps out of the plane.

Jacques Chirac says I am the briliant leader of the greatest country in the world, France. I must lead my people and without me the world will be in grave danger from the Americans. I must stay alive because I am the only man smart enough to stop this horrid war against Iraq. with that he turns and jumps from the plane.

George W. Bush, looking towards the boy scout, says "My boy, I have a hard decision to make here, I too am a world leader, but I have lived a full life. Please take the last parachute and jump to safety."

The boy scout looks at him and says Mr. President. We can both take a chute and jump to safety. The French Prime Minister just took my back pack.

[SCJwl]

LOL :woot

[kanaloa]

[jojo]

Did we vote on week 3? just curious if I missed it in all the treads