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Postby Jack-Knife (Geo) on Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:08 am

Two Very Good Questions.....
Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had
8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one
mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis; would you recommend
that she have an
abortion?

Read the next question before scrolling down
to the answer of this
one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and
your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading
candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked
politicians, and consults
with astrologists. He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office
twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's
a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and
hasn't had any
extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your
choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down
for the answer).

















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Candidate B is Winston Churchill,
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And by the way: Answer to the abortion
question if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person
think before judging
someone...and remember,
Amateurs built the ark .... Professionals
built the Titanic
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Postby mariclaire on Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:13 am

Good one Geo -- we want more.
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Postby SCJwl on Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:31 am

Amateurs built the ark .... Professionals
built the Titanic


LOL :lol:
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Postby kanaloa on Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:06 am

LOL... very good points.
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Postby Xstream on Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:14 am

geo, thats one of the best posts I've ever read. really something to think about. Thanks for sharing that!
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Postby Nolez on Wed Mar 26, 2003 1:51 pm

Great Post!! :huzzah:

Is it a bad thing that I picked Candidate A before I knew it was Teddy? :hmmm:
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Postby Mac33 on Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:40 pm

Very good Geo
that was really surprising. :lol:
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