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Postby *Starz* on Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:24 am

I appologize in advance if anyone is offended by this...but now you are forewarned...and I just had to share"... :oops: :embarrassed:


As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard strange buzzing noises coming from within.

Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

The daughter replied. "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.

"The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

In his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room.

She entered this area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law.

:P :lol: :woot
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Postby Xstream on Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:29 am

hahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!! great one!!!!
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Postby SCJwl on Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:29 am

LMAO!!!!!!

Gotta love them toys. :lol:
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Postby *Starz* on Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:54 am

Glad you liked it...I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I found this in my mailbox tonight... :P :lol: :woot
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Postby mariclaire on Mon Jan 27, 2003 8:00 am

As the Forum Mother I feel compelled to discipline you for getting out of line -- you have a lot of company here (have you been hanging out with Yappsie again?)....... :begood:

But as just one-of-the-gang -- this was really funny...... :rofl:
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Postby Mac33 on Mon Jan 27, 2003 8:04 am

Glad your here Mariclaire to keep those young' uns in line. You turn your back for a minute and there up to mischief again. :peanutbutta :peanutbutta :peanutbutta :huzzah: :huzzah: :huzzah: :yesnod:
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Postby mariclaire on Mon Jan 27, 2003 8:16 am

Yup Mac, that's how they keep me in line. When they are bad, I go into Mother-Mode....... :cool:

Secretly, I think they do it on purpose!
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Postby *Starz* on Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:59 pm

You're right Ma...we just love to see you bring that baseball bat out...("Hey go easy there...not so hard...I did give everyone a warning...and an apology in advance") :hair: :cry: :cryfloods:
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Postby mariclaire on Mon Jan 27, 2003 2:35 pm

Yes you did start out with a disclaimer -- you are a good girl.... :angel:
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Postby *Starz* on Mon Jan 27, 2003 2:39 pm

Thanks Ma...I feeling better now...sniffle... :oops: :)
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