[lilwip]

The Author would like to interrupt here to state that the views expressed in this thread are not necessarily the views of pronetworks.org. pronetworks.org would like it known that no frogs or mermaids were harmed in the making of this thread or story...

Back to the tale...

...a mermaid lashed out at him and bit his nose off. Then she leapt back into the water and put a curse on him that turned him into a frog...

He sat at the side of the pond confused... What does a frog think about when it was once a human? He wasn't sure... How was he going to earn a living? What would Mr. Cheshire think of having a frog as a master? What would Suzi... oh d*mn..... Shelley, think of having a *beep* toad for a lover???? He was sitting pondering these thoughts when all of a sudden...

[RIP!]

...a mermaid lashed out at him and bit his nose off. Then she leapt back into the water and put a curse on him that turned him into a frog...

He sat at the side of the pond confused... What does a frog think about when it was once a human? He wasn't sure... How was he going to earn a living? What would Mr. Cheshire think of having a frog as a master? What would Suzi... oh d*mn..... Shelley, think of having a *beep* toad for a lover???? He was sitting pondering these thoughts when all of a sudden...

Out of the water that he sat by came a Female *beep* Toad looking all lovely and sweet, now he really had something to think about. Not only what would his lovely Chesire and Shelley think of him as a *beep* toad but as a *beep* toad that has betrayed there love and trust. But did this stop him from embarking ....

[kanaloa]

Mr. Cheshire came out of the house, and ate him....

[jojo]

Mr. Cheshire came out of the house, and ate him....

while thinking to himself" That'll teach you to let your pussycat out when theres a *beep* toad around". Now what happened to................

[Mac33]

the mermaid that changed him into a frog, did she have another purpose in all of this. She certainly had and as a new day dawned she was ready to...

[SCgone]

the mermaid that changed him into a frog, did she have another purpose in all of this. She certainly had and as a new day dawned she was ready to...

rumble.

[SCJwl]

Because she ate something.....and it wasn't really agreeing with her belly...

[kanaloa]

so the went to Pharmore Underwater and bought some pepto for her tummy....

[lilwip]

and a pack of Trojans... Cause she was looking to get lucky and there was a handsome *beep* toad by the edge of the water... You see she didn't know about Mr. Cheshire eating our hero. Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice...

[SCJwl]

Mr. Chesire's uncle was having thoughts of his own....