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Postby *Starz* on Mon Jan 27, 2003 11:25 pm

REINCARNATION FOR WOMEN!

I thought that I wanted to come back as a cat or a dog, but I could get into being a bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup..... I wanna be a bear. ... :yesnod:
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Postby *Starz* on Mon Jan 27, 2003 11:32 pm

"If you aren't a Girl...just what are you doing in here...???"

... :roleeyes ...<---click here ladies...

(Just kidding you guys...you know "I Love Ya')
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Postby *Starz* on Mon Jan 27, 2003 11:39 pm

"And just one more for the softer side of us girls"

... :kitty: ...<---Here... :flirt

And don't forget to stroke his head and chest... :P
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Postby *Starz* on Mon Jan 27, 2003 11:43 pm

Just incase you missed it there are 3 new ones on this page... :)
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Postby dlt on Mon Jan 27, 2003 11:48 pm

Love that kitty :yesnod: see you all tomorrow...my butt is too sore to sit here, lol!
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Postby Mac33 on Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:33 am

:cool: Why is it percieved that men are always the problem
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Postby *Starz* on Sat Feb 08, 2003 2:32 pm

Aaaaww Mac... :flirt

Sorry I didn't see this before...it was only a joke... :yesnod: ...besides...it's that age old tradition of women picking on men...and men picking on women... :P ...In reality...neither sex would do well without the other...(not to mention propagation of the species)...but life would be awful boring without all the adrenaline rushes we cause each other...no... :question :confused

(What's he doing in here anyway...this thread says "for the girls"...wonder if he goes in the ladies room too...funny...I always took Mac for a gentleman...not a peeping Tom...or Mac that is...hehehe...) :P :lol: :woot
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Postby Mac33 on Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:46 pm

LMAO I can still read the small print you know. Now how can i get you back?:bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :harley: :harley: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :clobber:
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Postby *Starz* on Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:01 pm

:oops: :flirt :P :mswink: :cheerswine:

Mac...lol...I can read font size 9...but not the 7...except for an occasional word... :yesnod:
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Postby SCJwl on Sun Feb 09, 2003 1:06 am

Can you see me call you an old lady?
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