[Nolez]

<i>Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.</i>

<img src=http://www.rifilm.com/film/dumber.jpg>

[*Starz*]

:woot :woot :woot

Good one Noles...

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I liked that one. Somehow I missed this post. LOL.

[SCJwl]

Me too! Hahaha, shows where men have their minds

[RIP!]

cute joke

[branbo]

A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his attractive
blond neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox. She opened it and slammed it shut and stormed back into
the house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went
to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut and angrily
went back into her house. As the man was getting ready to edge
the lawn, here she came again, marched to the mail box, opened
it, slammed it shut- harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the
man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied,
"There certainly is!"

"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail'."

not a reverse blonde joke just a blonde joke or is it a mail i joke ha ha.

[SCJwl]

LOL

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HeHeHe

[*Starz*]

Chuckles branbo...good one...

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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never
been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon
as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement,
running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!!
BOEING!!! BO....."

Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"

There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the
blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a
moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting,
"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."