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Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Postby Grav!ty on Sat May 30, 2009 8:33 pm

Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog


Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad dog crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Pooch."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the big dog again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Pooch."

Again the dog jumps up and runs away.

About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the dog again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Pooch."

With that the dog jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Postby yeshuas on Sun May 31, 2009 8:11 am

LOL

Brings to mind something I heard a comedian say about designing his own Christmas cards,

He wants to take a picture of his dog taking a poop in the snow with a Santa hat on and then put that on the front of his card, then on the inside, it will say something like; I hope you get a lot of S**t for Christmas.
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Postby jojo on Sun May 31, 2009 12:46 pm

:() You guys in a crappy mood today??
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Postby phileysmiley on Sun May 31, 2009 1:06 pm

At least we have this forum to dump posts like this. :P
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Postby jojo on Sun May 31, 2009 1:20 pm

phileysmiley wrote:At least we have this forum to dump posts like this. :P


So true! And we don't have to be lax ative about it here.
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Postby augie on Sun May 31, 2009 1:23 pm

jojo wrote::() You guys in a crappy mood today??


Hehehe, not me. Who remembers this one? (Just to get away from the scatological humour);)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1rfY
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Postby jojo on Sun May 31, 2009 1:30 pm

augie wrote:
jojo wrote::() You guys in a crappy mood today??


Hehehe, not me. Who remembers this one? (Just to get away from the scatological humour);)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1rfY


Ya remember it well :lol:
I have to say tho, I practice scatology every time my cats go #2. For their health!!!!! :sneaky
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Postby phileysmiley on Sun May 31, 2009 2:18 pm

augie wrote:
jojo wrote::() You guys in a crappy mood today??


Hehehe, not me. Who remembers this one? (Just to get away from the scatological humour);)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1rfY

OMG that really takes me back.
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Postby yeshuas on Sun May 31, 2009 5:34 pm

augie wrote:
jojo wrote::() You guys in a crappy mood today??


Hehehe, not me. Who remembers this one? (Just to get away from the scatological humour);)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1rfY

I heard about that song, but it is way before my time, yeah right, I was in my last year of High School when that came out. :lol:
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