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Postby kanaloa on Fri Mar 28, 2003 1:49 pm

Some of life's unanswerable questions! :)

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** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~
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** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~
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** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~
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** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~
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** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~
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** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~
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** Why is a boxing ring square?~~
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** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~
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** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~
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** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~
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** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~
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** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~
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** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~
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** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~
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** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~
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** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~
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** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~
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** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~
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** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~
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** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~
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** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~
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Postby Nolez on Fri Mar 28, 2003 1:54 pm

* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~


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Postby kanaloa on Fri Mar 28, 2003 1:58 pm

I got another one. I heard this before, but noticed it the other day. Why in gods name are their brail dots on a drive up ATM machine??? :-?
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Postby Nolez on Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:00 pm

The whole Galagher thing....

<i>Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?</i>
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Postby Xstream on Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:15 pm

:woot :woot
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Postby kanaloa on Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:24 pm

I wonder also why they call it PMS.

Why not RMR?

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Postby dlt on Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:28 pm

some more...

Before they invented drawing boards,
what did they go back to?

If all the world is a stage, where is the
audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

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Postby dlt on Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:34 pm

Keoni Mana wrote:I wonder also why they call it PMS.

Why not RMR?

"Run Men Run"

Because you would, then who would we take it out on? :lol:
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Postby Mac33 on Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:48 pm

"Do Liptons employees take coffee breaks"
ha ha do you think there banned from using that product, and somehow i don't think there would be any to be had in the store.....anyone for tea. lol :lol:
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Postby mariclaire on Fri Mar 28, 2003 3:50 pm

At the school cafeteria they have Maxwell House tea bags..... :lalala

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