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LOL, it wasn't meant for you. Although, can't you picture Angie cutting a swath through Afganistan.
Ladies your opinion on the "water bra" please
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by SCgone on Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:29 pm
LOL, it wasn't meant for you. Although, can't you picture Angie cutting a swath through Afganistan.
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by kanaloa on Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:30 pm
Angie: "You're Osama Who?"
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by lilwip on Thu Mar 06, 2003 6:29 pm
OK, I came in here just now, for the first time because I had seen John reply to this thread NUMEROUS times today and I wondered what experience he had with a Water Bra...
.. Geesh, I should have known better.
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by kanaloa on Thu Mar 06, 2003 7:06 pm
LOL... umm no Shannon, haha.
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by *Starz* on Thu Mar 06, 2003 9:26 pm
:woot LMAO...again Bell...too d*mn funny..."HEY"...I wanna cut a swath tooooooo...Ya' left me out... 
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by *Starz* on Thu Mar 06, 2003 9:48 pm
"Ya' Better"... 
<--- See...I'm already in that phase of life...
("Now...let me see if I can stir things up a bit...glad Mac won't be back until after the weekend...that'll give me time to hide...last time I posted somthing like this...I thought he was gonna beat me"...)
This is for the "Ladies"...cleaning out my mailbox again...
LADIES THIS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY:
He said, I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said, you wear pants don't you?
He said, what have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said, turn sideways & look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me everywhere
Written just below it said, "I do not."
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men & government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring & good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH & TO "GUYS THAT CAN HANDLE IT"!!!... :lalala
Now guys...if you are in here reading this...go easy on me...I didn't write it...and I did edit out the one that was "realllllllllllly" insulting...
<--- See...I'm already in that phase of life...
("Now...let me see if I can stir things up a bit...glad Mac won't be back until after the weekend...that'll give me time to hide...last time I posted somthing like this...I thought he was gonna beat me"...)
This is for the "Ladies"...cleaning out my mailbox again...
LADIES THIS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY:
He said, I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said, you wear pants don't you?
He said, what have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said, turn sideways & look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me everywhere
Written just below it said, "I do not."
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men & government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring & good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH & TO "GUYS THAT CAN HANDLE IT"!!!... :lalala
Now guys...if you are in here reading this...go easy on me...I didn't write it...and I did edit out the one that was "realllllllllllly" insulting...
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by *Starz* on Thu Mar 06, 2003 10:04 pm
Okay...One More... 
About Cats & Dogs:
What is a cat?...
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats...
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What is a dog?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.
About Cats & Dogs:
What is a cat?...
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats...
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What is a dog?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.
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by SCJwl on Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:32 am
Hahahaha, those were great Michel
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