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Postby kanaloa on Thu Mar 06, 2003 11:19 am

:no no need to. :;)
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Postby SCJwl on Thu Mar 06, 2003 11:23 am

That's what they all say.
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Postby jojo on Thu Mar 06, 2003 11:23 am

:woot :woot Is that still done?
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Postby kanaloa on Thu Mar 06, 2003 11:28 am

SCJwl wrote:That's what they all say.


I have never.... and hope to never hear a guy say, "Yeaaah I stuff my pants. You?" :-?
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Postby SCJwl on Thu Mar 06, 2003 11:31 am

LMAO! :woot
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Postby Nolez on Thu Mar 06, 2003 11:41 am

Y'all crack me up sometimes.......ok....most of the time.
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Postby Mac33 on Thu Mar 06, 2003 11:56 am

I've never known any man to do that in my life...lol including me. :lol:
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Postby *Starz* on Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:18 pm

"I Must Behave"... :(
"I Must Behave"... :no
"I Must Behave"... :sneaky

"NOT"... :woot :woot :woot

Okay...I have a real life story...and I know you guys won't believe this...but who cares...anywho...When I lived in FL...one of the Clubs I frequented had an island atmosphere...and I spent enough time there to become close to the staff...One afternoon...one of the waitresses was sharing a story with several of us...which was...Some unamed (on purpose) fella came into the bar the night before...the ladies could not help but notice an "unusally large and long (down to his knee)...ahem...shall we say bulge in his pants...Well...the girls just coudn't resist...the waitresses proceeded to get him drunk by buying him way too many drinks...until he passed out...after the bar closed...said fella was still passed out...then the "ladies"...unzipped his pants...took a huge bite out of the oversized summer sausage he had stuffed down his jeans...then put it back...zipped his pants up...and called him a taxi...No one knows what his reaction was...but...I would imagine he "never" went back into that club again... :woot :woot :woot

Sorry guys...I jus' couldna' resist...tis a true story... :lalala
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Postby jojo on Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:23 pm

Crazy glue would have "enhanced" that story eh Michel :peanutbutta

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Postby kanaloa on Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:24 pm

Immagine his suprise when he got home... opened his drawers, and saw part of his "sausage" had been taken a bite out of.

"WHAT THE F*CK DID I DO LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?!" :-? :-?

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