"I Must Behave"...
"I Must Behave"...
"I Must Behave"...
"NOT"... :woot :woot :woot
Okay...I have a real life story...and I know you guys won't believe this...but who cares...anywho...When I lived in FL...one of the Clubs I frequented had an island atmosphere...and I spent enough time there to become close to the staff...One afternoon...one of the waitresses was sharing a story with several of us...which was...Some unamed (on purpose) fella came into the bar the night before...the ladies could not help but notice an "unusally large and long (down to his knee)...ahem...shall we say bulge in his pants...Well...the girls just coudn't resist...the waitresses proceeded to get him drunk by buying him way too many drinks...until he passed out...after the bar closed...said fella was still passed out...then the "ladies"...unzipped his pants...took a huge bite out of the oversized summer sausage he had stuffed down his jeans...then put it back...zipped his pants up...and called him a taxi...No one knows what his reaction was...but...I would imagine he
"never" went back into that club again... :woot :woot :woot
Sorry guys...I jus' couldna' resist...tis a true story... :lalala