JD's 3 Classic Movie Quotes of the Day
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by The1Trish on Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:11 pm
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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by kanaloa on Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:14 pm
I think you stumped her... LOL
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by Weaver on Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:27 pm
Oh and on such a great movie as well... Stressing brotherly love and Irish tradition. Allow me to lay out a scene for you.
Gangsters (two of them) break into the 3rd story apartment of two brother's to "repay" them, they live in a run-down building. They handcuff one brother to the toilet and take the other one out in the alley to execute him. As the gangsters are escorting the brother out to the alley, the first brother, filmed in amazing graphic detail nearly breaks both of his wrists ripping the toilet out of the ground so he can get free. He then carries the toilet, wrists gushing blood with handcuffs still on, up to roof. He looks down to see the gangsters with guns pointed as his kneeling brother. The next shot shows him heaving the toilet over the edge of the building, then him following it down to the ground. Toilet hits one gangster, he lands on the other. I have not seen a scene (Nice play on words) with more diverse emotion in all my entire life. You must see this movie.
If Trish doesn't get it, I hope somebody does.
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The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
-- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers
The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
-- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers
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by lilwip on Thu Mar 06, 2003 6:48 pm
Weaver wrote:Too easy... Robin Williams playing John Keating in Dead Poet's Society...
Had to watch it in Freshman Humanities, the Whitman gave it away.
"I was the equivalent of a 98lb weakling! I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face."
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Was it? I was thinking it was Joe Pesci in "With Honors" He played the character Simon Wilder (who was thought to be Walt Whitman's ghost.)
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by The1Trish on Thu Mar 06, 2003 6:50 pm
LOL honey...
He was right it is Dead Poet's Society
He was right it is Dead Poet's Society
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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by Weaver on Thu Mar 06, 2003 10:56 pm
For all that have tried... The title of the movie is "The Boondock Saints" Don't miss out.
-Weaver
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The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
-- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers
The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
-- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers
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by kanaloa on Thu Mar 06, 2003 10:58 pm
NolezXP wrote:Let's see if there are any fans in here?
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Ya be scaring Keoni Nolez, LOL.
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