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Postby The1Trish on Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:56 pm

Keoni Mana wrote:
DAY 1:

Quote1:
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"

Quote2:
"Not so fast. What's the capital of North Dakota??"
"How the f*ck should I know??"

Quote3:
"Do you want a s'more?"
"S'more of what?"
"No, do you want a s'more?"
"I haven't had anything yet, how can I have s'more of nothing?"
"You're killing me Smalls!"


Dirty Harry
Disturbing Behavior
The Sandlot


Weaver wrote:
"Now reach in there and hand me my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"The one that says bad-motherf*cker on it."


Pulp Fiction
(Shannon got the rest of them)

NolezXP wrote:
2)Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.


3)Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny *beeping* Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white @ss down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *beep*holes this side of the nuthouse!


The Godfather
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Now I think the rest of them have been answered, or did I miss some?
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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Postby Weaver on Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:56 pm

Very impressive Shannon, you got the one from A Clockwork Orange. The first one is from Pulp Fiction.

As far as John's are concerned, everybody should know the first, the second one I am not sure of... Fargo, Dogma? The third one is from the Sandlot.

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The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
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Postby Weaver on Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:04 pm

We have a movie lover on our hands... Very nice Trish. See if you can get this one from a classic...

"Hand me the keys, you f*cking *beep*."

and because I don't think you will get it off that quote...here is another from the same movie.

"Ohh, is that the one about the hooker with, um, dysentry?"

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Postby The1Trish on Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:08 pm

LMAO

Weaver wrote:
"Hand me the keys, you f*cking *beep*."

and because I don't think you will get it off that quote...here is another from the same movie.

"Ohh, is that the one about the hooker with, um, dysentry?"


Too easy
The Usual Suspects
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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Postby The1Trish on Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:13 pm

And here's one for you:

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And
the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But
poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these
recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless--of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are
here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse." That the powerful play goes on and you
may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"

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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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Postby The1Trish on Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:14 pm

Let's try one for Shannon LOL

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized
that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding
environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The
only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus.
Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure. "
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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Postby Weaver on Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:15 pm

Your too good. I love that movie.

Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you *beep*!
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the *beep* keys, you *beep*, what the *beep*?

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Postby Weaver on Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:18 pm

Too easy... Robin Williams playing John Keating in Dead Poet's Society...

Had to watch it in Freshman Humanities, the Whitman gave it away.

"I was the equivalent of a 98lb weakling! I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face."

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Postby kanaloa on Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:25 pm

The1Trish wrote:Let's try one for Shannon LOL

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized
that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding
environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The
only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus.
Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure. "


I'm stumped... I just can't think of who said this. Men in Black? LOL

If anyone missed that one, to the corner with you.

Smith... Aaagent Smith. "Mr. Aaaanderson." Now THAT movie is quotable.
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Postby The1Trish on Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:27 pm

I am a movie buff for sure! When I was in high school, I had a friend who loved to play this game. LOL We spent many a hours in Spanish class (while we were watching some boring Christopher Columbus movie) passing papers back and forth with movie quotes trying to guess them.

Shannon and I have one hell of a movie collection. If we could afford it, we'd probly have every movie ever made.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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