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Postby Nolez on Fri Feb 07, 2003 2:49 pm

....we really are smart in the south. No, really! :hmmm:

<b>Explosion Injures Plant Worker In Seminole</b>

<i>SEMINOLE COUNTY, Fla. -- A small explosion at an asphalt plant in Seminole County has seriously injured a worker Thursday morning, according to Local 6 News.

Local 6 News reported that an employee of White Site Development reportedly leaned over a tank of liquid emulsion and used a lighter to attempt to see into the tank.

When the man moved the flame near the highly flammable liquid in the tank, it reportedly exploded in his face, according to reports.

The man has been transported to Orlando Regional Medical Center in serious condition. </i>

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Postby RIP! on Fri Feb 07, 2003 3:56 pm

:-? wow! Yeah I would have to agree that, that was pretty d*mn dumb. :confused
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Postby SCgone on Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:04 pm

LOL, amazing. I knew a guy a few years ago that was having trouble cranking his car one night. He cranked on it until the battery was almost dead then decided to check the battery for water. He popped one of the caps out of the battery and flicked a cigarette lighter over it to see into the hole. :bomb: He's lucky he got away with just the loss of his facial hair and a temporary loss of sight.
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Postby kanaloa on Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:28 pm

We southerners are bright folk.... :-?
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Postby SCgone on Fri Feb 07, 2003 7:15 pm

Keoni Mana wrote:We southerners are bright folk.... :-?


LOL, one of our recent lottery winners.

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Postby kanaloa on Fri Feb 07, 2003 9:40 pm

LMAO... Oh that's halarious
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Postby Xstream on Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:24 pm

notice the add-on room in the back? oh, the rich have it all!!!! :x
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Postby RIP! on Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:49 pm

LOL Bob, I know some folk like that.
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Postby SCJwl on Fri Feb 07, 2003 11:31 pm

Ahhh, Bob......you are one of the funniest people I've ever "met". :lol:
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Postby SCgone on Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:04 am

SCJwl wrote:Ahhh, Bob......you are one of the funniest people I've ever "met". :lol:


Ahh, thanks,........................I guess. :-?
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