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Postby mariclaire on Mon Mar 31, 2003 2:17 pm

That's it exactly Michel. Good bodies are great to look at, but if the guy doesn't know what to do with it, then what good is it really? There are too many great looking guys, who are so into themselves that they are actually obnoxious to be with. The same goes for some good looking women. Its the heart and soul of a person that turns you on and takes you all the way to the finish line..... :silly:
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Postby *Starz* on Mon Mar 31, 2003 2:24 pm

:yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:
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Postby SCJwl on Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:00 pm

But it don't hurt.
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Postby jojo on Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:39 pm

Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is
in perfect order, spotless, clean.

So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices
a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen,
and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning
newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and
gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and
so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
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Postby Yappinator on Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:46 pm

lmao wtg jojo I likes it
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Postby Xstream on Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:36 pm

:woot :woot :woot
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Postby kanaloa on Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:38 pm

:lol: :lol: Good one JoAnn. :yesnod:
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Postby *Starz* on Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:10 pm

Now that would make any woman happy... :yesnod:

Great joke Jojo... :P
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Postby dlt on Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:17 pm

Good joke! :lol:

One of the sexiest guys I know is not your typical hunk, but I think what sets him apart is he really likes women. Not just loves them, but likes them too. Me and my friends all agree, he makes us all feel special...like he likes our minds and what's going on inside. Other males notice it too, because I've heard a few say they wish they had what he has.
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Postby SCJwl on Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:29 pm

:lol: :lol: Great JoAnn :lol:
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