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How To Shower Like A Woman
01. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
02. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.
03. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
mental note to do more sit-ups
04. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
05. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.
06. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.!
07. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for
15 minutes.
08. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
09. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Jaffa
cake body wash.
10. Complain because your husband has been eating your
ginger nut and Jaffa cake body wash.
11. Rinse conditioner off hair.
12. Shave armpits and legs.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
mold spots with Tilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of
a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
16. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
towel on head.
18. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
01. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
the bed and leave them in a pile.
02. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along
the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.
03. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire
the size of your wiener and scratch your behind.
04. Get in the shower.
05. Wash your face.
06. Wash your armpits.
07. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
rinse them off.
08. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh
at how loud they sound in the shower.
09. Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.
10. Wash your behind, leaving those coarse hairs
stuck on the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and Jaffa cake body wash.
13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of shower.
16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor
because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
light and fan on.
19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at
her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
20. Throw wet towel on bed.
True or not true?
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