[Mac33]

Shame, i laughed at the Sherlock joke. You should have posted that first and you might have won lol

[Thomas52]

Thsi guy named Mac, probably in his sixties at least, had a birthday coming up and everyone pitched in the get him something special.
His bud, guy named John, decided what the heck, & got him a stripper.
Mac's birthday comes along, the stripper shows up at the door & rings the doorbell.
Mac opens the door, and the stripper opens her overcoat (she had nothing else one) & shouts:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I here to give you SOUP-ER SEX!
Mac thinks a minute and says, "What kind of soup?"

(well, the wahine did it first.)

[kanaloa]

Prob got some people asking, "What's a wahine?"

LOL

I know this one... it's Hawaiian, lol.

"What kind of soup" LMAO

[Guest]

Actually, a white kanaka. (Ditto, me.)

[Xstream]

soup or sex! hahaha I like this thread.

[kanaloa]

"Keresem egy nyilv

[kanaloa]

White kanaka... White human right?

I've actually never heard anyone use the word kanaka online until now.

I'm just waiting for one of the natives to call me a Haole. LOL . I admit... I'm white... I can't help it, LOL.

[kanaloa]

Oh, and for those who didn't know...

A Wahine is a woman. A mane is Kane.

[Mac33]

Now Thomas how did you know that the first thing i would ask is what kind of soup it is. lol LMAO

[branbo]

on a different note look what happens after unnessory medical procedures


A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob,"
where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can
be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand
new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted, "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful - the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After 15 years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the
results.

But now, I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said,

"Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She replied, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."