[*Starz*]

I was admiring it earlier Jim...noticed you had been working on it again...very nice...

[Mac33]

Jim i think it's very nice, and effective too. I'm very impressed with it.

[SCgone]

It looks good Jim. I d/l Swish the other day, but haven't had a chance to really look at it.

[kanaloa]

Hey... why do I get disqualified, lol.

[Xstream]

we'll do it in 2 catagories, John and not John, hahahahahaha

[kanaloa]

LMAO

I like it... :woot

[kanaloa]

A bit cleaner...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"

[kanaloa]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[SCgone]

Uhhh, let me go back a few messages, leeme see here.....hmmm....yep, here we go

Rules:
1 Joke Per Person in this thread.
After 1 week we'll all vote.
You won't be able to vote for your own joke
Person with the most votes wins.

LOL, John, your week must be much shorter than ours.

[kanaloa]

Ok, I only get to use my first one. LOL

DOH!!!