Competition Week 1

by **Nolez** on Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:39 pm

A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says,

by **kanaloa** on Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:45 pm

LOL

by **Xstream** on Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:53 pm

that one gets my vote! :woot :woot

by **kanaloa** on Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:58 pm

Skiing Trip

Three guys are traveling and they needed to get a room for the night. They put all of their money together but they still only had enough money to get one room, so that meant they all had to sleep in one bed. Naturally all felt a bit weird about it, but decided they could be true men and do it for one night before their trip up the slopes the next day. They slept that night and when they woke up the guy on the far left said, 'I know it's really weird, but I had the strangest dream, I dreamed that I was beating off.' The guy on the far right with a puzzled look on his face said, 'Are you serious? That's strange, because I had the same dream.' The first man and the second man looked at each other for a moment kinda freaked out, but decided it was impossible anything weird had happened because they'd been seperated by the other man in the middle. Confidently they brushed it off, laughed about it, and then decided to wake up the other man to go on the trip up the slopes. When he woke up they asked jokinly, "Hey... so what did you dream about last night."

The guy in the middle groggy and half awake said, 'Man, I had a really cool dream. I dreamt I was cross-country skiing... and the snow came DOWN like I've never seen. Why do you ask?'