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Postby Thomas52 on Tue Mar 04, 2003 10:24 pm

Deb's not blonde, is she...........?
(I hope!) :woot
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Postby dlt on Tue Mar 04, 2003 10:26 pm

LOL, no...my hair color is the furthest away from blond, but I have been accused of being ditzy. :hmmm:
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Re: Competition Week 1 - Best Joke

Postby *Starz* on Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:23 am

Bell1 wrote:"J'ai une grenouille dans mon bidet!"

:-? ...I have a frog in my bidet...???...What the...Bell... :roleeyes

Why Not: "Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!"

Or: "Le r
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Postby Xstream on Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:24 am

starz- where are you seeing Bob's french?? :blink
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Postby *Starz* on Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:25 am

Thomas52 wrote:Deb's not blonde, is she...........? (I hope!) :woot

You're safe Thomas...we don't have any blonde's on this board... :lol:
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Postby kanaloa on Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:36 am

For that matter... we are all safe. NBOB.

No Blondes On Board.

:lol:

LOL... we are mean. All blondes welcome. Especiall hot chica's. My email is SlickKeoni@PROneTworks.org :cool:
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Postby *Starz* on Wed Mar 05, 2003 1:02 am

xstream wrote:starz- where are you seeing Bob's french?? :blink

He likes to hide little sayings underneath his signature...it's a test to see how long and who will notice it first...I'm slacking off...I usually catch them right away...but I've been forgetting to look lately...You gotta watch him...he's a tricky fella... :lalala

And John...SlickKeoni...how long did it take you to think up that one... :woot
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My attempt at a joke

Postby Jack-Knife (Geo) on Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:39 am

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"

"Huey," replies the duck.

"So, how's your day been?"

"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."

The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"

"Duey," replies the duck.

"So, how's your day been?"

"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."

The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"

The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles." :woot :lol:
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Postby kanaloa on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:11 am

LOL... I love that joke. I shared a similar one a while back only a little differant. That has to be one of my favorites, LOL.
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Postby Mac33 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:52 am

Go Geo Go...liked it lol :lol:
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