BENEFITS OF BEING FEMALE
* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
disorder excuses.
* We never ejaculate prematurely.
* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return
our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone
being suspect of our sexuality. :woot
* When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.
When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. :lalala
* We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...
...and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first
place.
* We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty
old perverts.
* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous -
guys look like complete idiots in ours.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing
inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......
Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* Taxis stop for us....and we can negociate method of payment.
* We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central
figure in a computer game.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Hmmmm Should I have posted this In the guys Section???? lmao
Enjoy Ladies
Yaps
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