AT THE WELFARE OFFICE
A young man, a current welfare recipient, walked into the local welfare
office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate
drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got
a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for
his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black
Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and
you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas
holiday's trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The guy said, "You're bull sh*t me man!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!" ...
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