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Algis Koscus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:28 am Reply with quote

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George W. Bush Library



The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution
to this great man's legacy. The Library will include:



1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show
up.

4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to
find).

7. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

8. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shooting gallery.



Plans also include:

9. The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an
election.

10. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican senators.

11. Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a
7/8-scale model of the President's ego.



To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.


Funny but sad at the same time.
 
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Graham Massey
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:51 pm Reply with quote

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I don't really know what to say about that! He sure has disappointed a lot of people and the world certainly is not a better place for his leadership of what was once considered by most to be the greatest nation on earth.
 
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gries818
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9, 10 aren't accurate but the other ones are at least semi-valid.

Does the Clinton library have an adult bookstore? LOL
 
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