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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:30 pm Reply with quote

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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if the bloody ice cream truck hadn't come along!!"
 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:44 pm Reply with quote

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..................................eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww................... sick
 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:54 pm Reply with quote

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LOL that is hiliarous
 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:56 pm Reply with quote

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Do you laugh or cry at this joke, LOL
 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:04 pm Reply with quote

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ROFL Wow...
 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:42 pm Reply with quote

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kanaloa wrote:
Do you laugh or cry at this joke, LOL


Both lol

LOL
 
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