>A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down
>in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
>black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have
>black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
>The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
>accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with
>the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,
>'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two
>pickets to Tittsburgh'...........
>So she socked me a good one."
>The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable.
>Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning
>and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties,
>honey.' But I accidentally said, 'you ruined my life you evil fat slag'