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"Truly Tasteless Jokes"
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 11:05 am Reply with quote

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well, if he flinches at the right time.......

good one!!
 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:33 pm Reply with quote

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Good one jojo lol
 
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Nolez
PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:02 pm Reply with quote

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A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met.

“Dad, she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in great shape, and she’s getting her teaching certificate this spring. I’m going to ask her to marry me, but…”

“But what, son?” asks the father.

“She’s a virgin.”

The father scratches his beard and says, “Son, if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she d*mn sure ain’t good enough for ours.”
 
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Nolez
PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:04 pm Reply with quote

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A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner and facing the wall crying.

She asked him, “What’s wrong with you?” He replied: “Remember when your father caught us together, when you were 16?”

“Remember,” he said, “I had a choice: I could either marry you, or be sent away to prison for the next 20 years.”

Baffled, she said, “Yes.”

The husband bawled, “I would have gotten out of prison today.”
 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:06 pm Reply with quote

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:woot Good ones :woot
 
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Nolez
PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:18 pm Reply with quote

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For all you Canadians out there:

A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish.

The Quebecer says, "I want a wall around Quebec to protect my culture. Make it about 150 feet high, so nothing can get in or out."

"It is done," says the genie, turning to the other guy. "And your wish?"

The guy from Ontario smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
 
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Nolez
PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:21 pm Reply with quote

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K, last one for a bit...

A woman holding a baby gets on a bus. The bus driver looks at them and says, “d*mn, That's the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

In a huff the woman slams her money into the farebox and goes to the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sees she’s agitated and asks what’s wrong.

“The bus driver insulted me!” she fumes.

“That’s outrageous!” says the man. “He’s a public servant and shouldn’t be insulting passengers.”

“You 're right!” the woman says. “I think I’ll go up there and give him a piece of my mind!”

“That’s a good idea,” says the man. “'I’ll hold your monkey.”
 
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jojo
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:50 pm Reply with quote

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Very good ones Nolex thank you!
 
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Mac33
PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 6:21 pm Reply with quote

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Ha ha ha i like them Nolez...very good. lol
 
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*Starz*
PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:58 pm Reply with quote

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Keoni Mana wrote:
jojo wrote:
Did it go over your head John?

You know... I could have some fun with this... just THINK about it (after reading the joke). LMAO Sorry JoAnn... that was just the perfect combination of words at the right time, lol.

ROFLMAOPMP... :woot :woot :woot :woot :woot

I have never laughed so hard in my life...I swear I choked... :huzzah:

Sorry Jojo...but that was hilareous... :peanutbutta :peanutbutta :peanutbutta :peanutbutta :peanutbutta
 
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