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SCJwl
PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 12:09 pm Reply with quote

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Hey, that was edited. It said 18 yesterday
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Paul Hoskins
PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 8:56 pm Reply with quote

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That's because Dad had HIS shoes off too...between the two of them they could go to 40!! :peanutbutta :peanutbutta


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JoAnn Kosowan
PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:17 pm Reply with quote

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A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were going call you....... so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,


"Had him circumcised".

I am Canadian
 
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John C. Derrick
PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:21 pm Reply with quote

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JoAnn Kosowan
PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:23 pm Reply with quote

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Keoni Mana wrote:
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Did it go over your head John?
 
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:32 pm Reply with quote

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8 lbs huh... ohmy
 
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John C. Derrick
PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:45 pm Reply with quote

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jojo wrote:
Did it go over your head John?


You know... I could have some fun with this... just THINK about it (after reading the joke).

LMAO

Sorry JoAnn... that was just the perfect combination of words at the right time, lol.
 
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JoAnn Kosowan
PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:48 pm Reply with quote

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lol lol oops I did think twice about posting that, but saw no other way to say it.
 
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John C. Derrick
PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:02 pm Reply with quote

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It had me laughing for a few minutes, lol.
 
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lol uhoh....
 
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