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*Starz*

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:20 pm

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Location: Great Smoky Mountains

Subject: What makes 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is

represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but sh*t will put you over the top.

And look how far a** kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

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SCgone

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:24 pm

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Joined: 14 Mar 2002
Posts: 20613
Location: South Carolina, USA

LOL

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SCJwl

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:47 pm

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Joined: 11 Mar 2002
Posts: 13440
Location: South Carolina

If you kiss the right a**.....all will be okay....... smilenod

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*Starz*

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:49 pm

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:woot ...Good point... tongue

:lalala

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SCJwl

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:55 pm

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Location: South Carolina

Are you puckered up?

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*Starz*

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 12:00 am

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Posts: 12780
Location: Great Smoky Mountains

...Not hardly...a** kissin' is "not" somethin' this girl does... tongue

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kanaloa
John C. Derrick

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 12:31 am

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Joined: 09 Mar 2002
Posts: 43398
Location: Columbia, SC

If the a** was fine enough... I'd kiss it.

I'd take about anything at the moment.

FEMALE ONLY... again pref. 20-26, and with a hot bod. I like "them" on the small side too. tongue

That one's gonna get me in trouble... I can already tell.

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*Starz*

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 1:21 am

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Aaawwww...poor John...always thinking of just one thing... lol

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Mac33

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:08 am

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Joined: 12 Mar 2002
Posts: 34345
Location: Scotland

Funny how things never change.....i go away for a few days, and when i come back John is still on the same subject. I'm glad i've grown out of that fervor...lol lol