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"You know your a Redneck if"......2003 version
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
6. You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
7. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
8. Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
9. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
10. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
11. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
12. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
13. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
14. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
15. You've bathed with flea and tick soap.
16. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
17. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
18. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
19. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
20. You have a rag for a gas cap.
21. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
22. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
23. You can spit without opening your mouth.
24. You consider your license plate personalized because a relative made it.
25. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
26. You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.
27. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
28. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
29. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
30. You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.
31. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
32. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
33. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.
34. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements..
35. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
36. You've asked the preacher, "How's it hangin'?"
37. You missed 6th grade graduation because you had jury duty
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mariclaire
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 4:37 pm |
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This is very cute Birthday Girl. I think we have a lot of Southerners on our forum -- no one is commenting....  |
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SCJwl
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 4:40 pm |
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LOL, because we don't want everybody to know how true most of those are  |
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kanaloa
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 7:01 pm |
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Speak for yo self....  |
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SCJwl
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 7:33 pm |
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Since you were actually born and raised in the south...it'll apply to you a whole lot more than me, bro. |
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*Starz*
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 8:55 pm |
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One really great thing about "Southerners"...is our sense of humor and ability to joke/laugh about ourselves... :woot |
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mariclaire
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 8:59 pm |
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Not the Southerners I have known -- they were real touchy about being teased on anything to do with their heritage!
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*Starz*
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 9:11 pm |
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Got their panties in a wad did they... ...Too bad...thank goodness I don't know any like that... |
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Yappinator
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 9:15 pm |
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| *Starz* wrote: |
| Got their panties in a wad did they... ...Too bad...thank goodness I don't know any like that... |
Lmao
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mariclaire
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 9:24 pm |
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Birthday Girl types out a good one --- panties in a wad....... 
Check out Cher on TV. Now there's panties you don't want in a wad... :woot |
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