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Yappinator
PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:51 am Reply with quote

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The secret to a long life


1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you. tongue

Mac keep those drinks coming
 
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mariclaire wrote:
Dah! Parlez vous francaise?


<-----Italiano! WooHoo!! smilenod
 
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I'm moving to Canada. huh
 
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Bell1 wrote:
Riendo mis a*s de

I'm not using Google language tools on that...I learned my lesson last time. lol
 
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lol Rule 1 of this site: Never translate anything a man says in a differant language.
 
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I'm moving to Canada. huh


Don't do it -- they have S.A.R.S. up there right now!
 
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Karen the best known cure for heart troubles is a wee dram of the pure golden liquid. So on that note, who am i to go against doctors orders.... cheerswine cheerswine cheerswine drink drink drink drinking drinking drinking drinking drinking drinking Have one yourself there's plenty to go round. :peanutbutta :peanutbutta :peanutbutta :huzzah: :huzzah: :huzzah: harley
 
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