:lIf you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.

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Welcome to the PROneTworks rogue, and i must say your first post is superb. Feel free to have a browse around the rest of our forum, and if you have any more like the above, that will do for me.
all the best

Next time the wife calls me a pig, I will feel greatly complimented

augie

Like it Augie...lol

Hey Rogue those were great. They may come in handy for Trivial Pursuit some day. Please join us often here.....

If there really is such a thing as reincarnation, I think a lot of people will want to be pigs in their next life.....

Maybe that's why Angie was rolling around in that mud puddle yesterday! She's practicing for the after-life.

I got a kick out of those, LOL.

Lesson learned:

Be a Pig... DO NOT be a Mantis.

mariclaire wrote:

If there really is such a thing as reincarnation, I think a lot of people will want to be pigs in their next life..... Maybe that's why Angie was rolling around in that mud puddle yesterday! She's practicing for the after-life.

:woot :lalala ...Ohhhhhhhhh...that one is going to go over well...

Welcome Rogue...love your post...come visit us often...please...







"Ahhhh...it's a pig's life...

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Maybe that's why Angie was rolling around in that mud puddle yesterday! She's practicing for the after-life.

LMAO.... HAHAHAHA :woot :lalala

Good one Ma.

How did I miss that one? LOL, give her a dig one day and she'll get you back I thought I was loved......

Okay, NOT

Ang, if we all didn't love you we wouldn't pick on you so.