I don't know how anyone wrote this and kept a
straight face.....This was a
genuine memorandum issued by a computer company to
its employees.
It went to all field engineers about a computer
peripheral problem. The
author of this memo was quite genuine. The word is
that the engineers
literally rolled on the floor! (Especially noting
the last couple of
sentences.)
Have a laugh!

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now
available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature
of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted
by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse
balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be
larger and harder than
foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ
depending upon the
manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be
replaced using the
pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by
using the twist off
method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
However, excessive
handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon
completion of ball
replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It
is recommended that
each person have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer
satisfaction.


Any customer missing his balls should contact the
local personnel in
charge of removing and replacing these necessary
items. Please keep in
mind that a customer without properly working balls
is an unhappy customer.

:woot :woot LMAO... that's halarious. LOL

:woot :woot :woot :woot :woot :woot That's absolutely unbelievable.

Mine is laser guided.

LMAO :woot

LOL. Never miss the mark again...

If I truely got this letter at work... I'd prob die laughing and then get fired for making fun of whoever wrote it.

John it's quite unbelievable at times when someone is determined to get a message across that they don't realise the implications in their message. There is more 'bull' comes out of management statements to their staff than i have ever encountered anywhere else in my life. To think this guy made this up, and it must have been agreed on by other management before it was sent out to appropriate staff.

I can't stop laughing about this. I know that my computing pretty much comes to a halt whenever my balls get fuzzy.

Do you guys remember when Karen's dog ate the ball from her mouse? I told her don't even think of trying to retrieve it, you can buy replacement balls. You guys thought it was the funniest thing...replacement balls.