Had a thought to share, John, anyone, what do ya think about previous winners can't enter contest for a month or whatever?

nah, open to all. unless you win EVERY month. :woot :woot

I think everybody should be able to enter.

ok thanks guys

JoAnn, I hope you don't mind, but I cleaned up that art that was at the bottom of your sig. Not sure if any of you ever noticed it other than me. I'm obsessive, lol.

Thanks , of course I dont mind. was there some art? some writing I think, not sure.

A young beautiful Catholic princess lives with her father, the King, in a small municipality in Europe. The King demanded the princess attend church every week to uphold her purity and beliefs. Now the King was one of those guys that liked to eat crackers in bed.

One night as he retired, the crackers had disappeared! All Hell broke loose in the Palace.

“Hear ye, hear ye, A thief in the castle!, A thief in the castle! ” the towncrier declared to the people.

“How scandalous!” was heard throughout the town.

The Princess, faithful to her church, as usual, went to confession. “Father, I am not the thief and I have no clue who is. The dogs don’t eat crackers. I know for a fact there was a new box in the pantry right beside the birdseed.

When the Princess arrived back home she saw her father in the den with one of the maids ( talking!) She took this opportunity to give his bedroom a thorough going over, to see if maybe he put the crackers somewhere, the closets, drawers, under the bed.

Under the bed! Aha!

“SKAWWK! Skawwk!” “Polly ate your frigging crackers!” Skaawwk!”

Next day----- The Towncrier announced,” Hear ye! hear ye! No more Fowl scandal at the Palace!

What did ya expect from a birdlover

LOL... I loved that.

After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.

Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain.

Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made an error in the e-mail address. His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband had died only the day before. When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen:

Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow.

You loving husband.

P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here.

nolez, thats a nice joke, but it doesnt work for this week, last week was the jokes.

when we gonna vote?