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Nolez

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 1:22 pm

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Quote of the day from my best friend up in Chicago....

I don't chase 'em. I replace 'em!

I have no clue why I put this in this thread.

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Nolez

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 1:25 pm

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A man who has been slipping in and out of a coma regains consciousness. He whispers to his wife, “You’ve been here through it all. When my business failed and we lost the house, you didn’t leave. When my health went, you stayed by my side…You know what?”

“What, dear?” she asks gently.

“Get the hell away from me. I think you’re cursed!” :lalala

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*Starz*

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:28 pm

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Nolez

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:55 pm

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Y'all talk too much. :lalala

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*Starz*

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:04 pm

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NolezXP wrote:

I don't chase 'em. I replace 'em!

I have no clue why I put this in this thread.

Maybe tryin' to stir things up a bit... lol

How ya' doin' this mornin'/afternoon Mr. Nolez...any chance you heard from "last week's lady"... Grin

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Nolez

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:34 pm

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*Starz* wrote:

NolezXP wrote:

I don't chase 'em. I replace 'em!

I have no clue why I put this in this thread.

Maybe tryin' to stir things up a bit... lol

How ya' doin' this mornin'/afternoon Mr. Nolez...any chance you heard from "last week's lady"... Grin

I know why I put this in this thread. Just like a woman to put words in my mouth. KIDDING! wink2

Yes, I did. After several of her phone calls, I finally called her back last night.

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dlt

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:38 pm

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*Starz*

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:50 pm

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NolezXP wrote:

*Starz* wrote:

NolezXP wrote:

I don't chase 'em. I replace 'em!

I have no clue why I put this in this thread.

Maybe tryin' to stir things up a bit... lol

How ya' doin' this mornin'/afternoon Mr. Nolez...any chance you heard from "last week's lady"... Grin

I know why I put this in this thread. Just like a woman to put words in my mouth. KIDDING! wink2

Yes, I did. After several of her phone calls, I finally called her back last night.

...Guess I walked right into that one...actually...in my mind the 2 sentences were separate thoughts...I see why you thought I was up to my normal hijinks...gee...even when I'm tryin' to be nice...I'm guilty... lol