Here's a few ideas for the multitude of AOL Cd's you receive in the mail. Got any others?

Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car).

Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly
swatter.

Dentures (melt & form them into new teeth for
grandma).

Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations
(save a tree).

Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple
thickness).

Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your
valuable baseball cards).

Put one on a leash and drag it along as you
walk...makes the perfect pet.

Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a
U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).

Toe tags for mortuaries. Great for identifying dead
computer nerds.

Like it Trish, but the way AOL/Time Warner are going just now we might just get lucky as soon they will not be able to afford sending disks to us anymore.

I remember seeing something about a couple of guys, in California I think, who wanted everyone to send the cd`s to them. They were going to dump them on the office doorstep.
They make a good bird-scarer on the seed beds in spring when strung together.

ha ha...good thinking Ian, i will need to try that myself.

Ian58 wrote:

I remember seeing something about a couple of guys, in California I think, who wanted everyone to send the cd`s to them. They were going to dump them on the office doorstep. They make a good bird-scarer on the seed beds in spring when strung together.

Here ya' go Ian...you'll get a kick out of this page...

http://www.nomoreaolcds.com/index.htm

If you're careful and don't overdo it, they make a wonderful light and fireworks show in the microwave.
Of course, lots of things are interesting in the microwave, steel wool, flourescent bulbs, etc. LOL

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You're one crazy fella Bell...tell me...are these activities a normal practice for you... ...Must be pretty wild at times around your house...how many side long glances are you getting from your wife...

*Starz* wrote:

:woot :woot :woot You're one crazy fella Bell...tell me...are these activities a normal practice for you... ...Must be pretty wild at times around your house...how many side long glances are you getting from your wife...

LOL, you can't imagine. If I'm working with my woodworking equipment, she wants to check my fingers when I come in.
My son and I both have been into Tae Kwon Do for some years now and while we normally break boards with our hands and feet, we thought it would be neat to try it with our heads. LOL, we both walked around for a week with these little round matching holes in the middle of our foreheads.
Or I could mention the time our now passed away dachsund had a tick on her head. I've seen them removed by holding a hot match near and making them back out. While I was looking for a match, my wife proceeded to spray insect repellent on the dog, trying to remove it. I then returned to the dog and while my wife was away, stuck the lit match near the tick. The dog's head then burst into flames and the dog took off through the hose like a bull with gas. I finally managed to corral the dog before she burnt the house down and she escaped with only a few scorched hairs.
Or there was the time with the flaming ping pong ball, but that's another story.

OMG...ROFLMAO... :woot :woot :woot

Wish I could stop laughing...so I could type...should have known the whole family is just as nutz... :woot

I think what we need around here is a new "column" or "forum"..."Stories by Bell"...or whatever...you truely are the funniest person I have come across...thanks for the supreme laughs...What a great day...it started on the site with a laugh...and now I'm signing off with rolling on the floor...Keep 'em comin' Bell...you're the best...

Really ROFLMAO first thing this morning after reading the above. Bob you really are a hoot. My wife thinks i'm nuts, she's sitting having her breakfast and all she can hear is me laughing away in my study. she must think i'm going slowly nuts...