LOL... neveeeermind

SCJwl wrote:

I'd pay 20 bucks for Johnny. LOL

That much........ .......I heard he would take ten....

Yo this aint auction your CEO on the corner...

LOL

No pimpin the CEO... that's a new rule.

Bell1 wrote:

LOL Paul, at your age, don't even think about it.

But I've been saving myself for the right price...er...person!@!

Paul

Psst, meester, you want to buy my CEO?

Keoni Mana wrote:

Yo this aint auction your CEO on the corner... LOL No pimpin the CEO... that's a new rule.

Bell1 wrote:

Psst, meester, you want to buy my CEO? Keoni Mana wrote: Yo this aint auction your CEO on the corner... LOL No pimpin the CEO... that's a new rule.

We promise that he won't bite.....okay, he might. But you have to say please!

This guy is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy over-priced...See the comments I just happened to receive in my e-mail today:

Ever wonder how much you're worth? Well, we know all humans
are priceless, but seriously, ever wonder how much money
the elements found in your body are worth?

Well...when we total the monetary value of the elements in our
bodies and the value of the average person's skin, we arrive
at a net worth of $4.50!

This value is, however, subject to change, due to stock market
fluctuations. Since the studies leading to this conclusion
were conducted by the U.S. and by Japan respectively, it might
be wise to consult the New York Stock Exchange and the Nikkei
Index before deciding when to sell!

The U.S. Bureau of Chemistry and Soils invested many a hard-
earned tax dollar in calculating the chemical and mineral
composition of the human body, which breaks down as follows:

65% Oxygen
18% Carbon
10% Hydrogen
3% Nitrogen
1.5% Calcium
1% Phosphorous
0.35% Potassium
0.25% Sulfur
0.15% Sodium
0.15% Chlorine
0.05% Magnesium
0.0004% Iron
0.00004% Iodine

Additionally, it was discovered that our bodies contain trace
quantities of fluorine, silicon, manganese, zinc, copper,
aluminum, and arsenic. Together, all of the above amounts to
less than one dollar!

Our most valuable asset is our skin, which the Japanese
invested their time and money in measuring. The method the
Imperial State Institute for Nutrition at Tokyo developed
for measuring the amount of a person's skin is to take a
naked person, and to apply a strong, thin paper to every
surface of his body. After the paper dries, they carefully
remove it, cut it into small pieces, and painstakingly total
the person's measurements. Cut and dried, the average person
is the proud owner of fourteen to eighteen square feet of
skin, with the variations. Basing the skin's value on the
selling price of cowhide, which is approximately $.25 per
square foot, the value of an average person's skin is about
$3.50.


<Note from Trish> Being a person who deals in cattle hides on a daily basis... The average selling price of cowhide is not $.25 per square foot. It is actually approximately $2.25 per square foot. Thus making the actual net worth of a person's skin (using the high end of an average person 18 square foot of skin) is $40.50. With all of the elements listed above and including the skin, the average person is walking around with a net worth of $41.50 (msrp).

LOL, thanks The1Trish for backing up what I suspected all along about myself. Although actually, I think that 3.50 is a little high.

OK, this lady is now trying to auction herself. John? Here you go.

LMAO!