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JohnBoy wrote:
...a mermaid lashed out at him and bit his nose off. Then she leapt back into the water and put a curse on him that turned him into a frog...

He sat at the side of the pond confused... What does a frog think about when it was once a human? He wasn't sure... How was he going to earn a living? What would Mr. Cheshire think of having a frog as a master? What would Suzi... oh d*mn..... Shelley, think of having a *beep* toad for a lover???? He was sitting pondering these thoughts when all of a sudden...
 
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LiLWiP wrote:
JohnBoy wrote:
...a mermaid lashed out at him and bit his nose off. Then she leapt back into the water and put a curse on him that turned him into a frog...

He sat at the side of the pond confused... What does a frog think about when it was once a human? He wasn't sure... How was he going to earn a living? What would Mr. Cheshire think of having a frog as a master? What would Suzi... oh d*mn..... Shelley, think of having a *beep* toad for a lover???? He was sitting pondering these thoughts when all of a sudden...


Out of the water that he sat by came a Female *beep* Toad looking all lovely and sweet, now he really had something to think about. Not only what would his lovely Chesire and Shelley think of him as a *beep* toad but as a *beep* toad that has betrayed there love and trust. But did this stop him from embarking ....
 
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Mr. Cheshire came out of the house, and ate him....
 
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Mr. Cheshire came out of the house, and ate him....


while thinking to himself" That'll teach you to let your pussycat out when theres a *beep* toad around". Now what happened to................
 
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the mermaid that changed him into a frog, did she have another purpose in all of this. She certainly had and as a new day dawned she was ready to...
 
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mac33 wrote:
the mermaid that changed him into a frog, did she have another purpose in all of this. She certainly had and as a new day dawned she was ready to...


rumble.
 
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Because she ate something.....and it wasn't really agreeing with her belly... blink
 
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so the went to Pharmore Underwater and bought some pepto for her tummy....
 
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and a pack of Trojans... Cause she was looking to get lucky and there was a handsome *beep* toad by the edge of the water... You see she didn't know about Mr. Cheshire eating our hero. Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice...
 
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Mr. Chesire's uncle was having thoughts of his own....
 
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